Hmph

Fine, whatever (when u say u fine, but u aint)

Anton: Hey mum-u always get so salty
Mum: Hmph-that is incorrect (cries in corner)

by Xx_$ImMaNiNjA$_xX May 10, 2018

HMPH

This means you really want something kinda like please 😩

Hmph i really want that right now

by Wowzakrfncnfn August 24, 2022

hmph-k

It can be used to replace an curse word. Mostly four letter ones. Starting with an FFFFF and ending in a Duck.
Or
A techno sound that soothes the soul.

AAAAHHHHH you make me mad! You know what? Hmph-k you!!! That's right... Hmph-k you!

Or

Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k ahhhhhhhhhhhh wicka wicka Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k ...

The end.

by bolognasamich September 10, 2007

Hmpf

It means "how many pussy farts"

Do you ever ask a girl hey HMPF

by Hloele April 13, 2020

Hmph

Word/Sound made by the mythical Jade Jupiter.

Hi, how was your day?
-Hmph
Okay then.

by Hail Payman December 8, 2019

HMPH

HMPH is an acronym, not to be confused with the sound that’s usually spelled with same letters. HMPH stands for “Hit Me Pretty Hard”, which could be used as an expression of dying out of laughter, hurting because of heartbreak, Being literally hit pretty hard physically in the gut, or to describe any feelings that are strong enough to make an impact.

Example 1:

A: *insert joke here*
B: lmao omg that HMPH! Rofl

Example 2:

C: did you say that she cried when you said you don’t think it’s gonna work out between you guys?
D: yeah man she cried in front of me and ngl that shit HMPH

by DejaBu August 2, 2020

hmph

ali n jessies word :)

hmph, i dnt no wat ur meant 2 write here

by ali August 18, 2004