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Hoise

Someone that either:

A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.

B. has a fucked up speech impediment.

C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.
Stew: Hey Davey, wanna go to my farm after school and roide one of my Hoises?
by Tcoolness (chea) February 6, 2010
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homis

You stupid homis. Look at this homis.
by Steve Pettyjohn September 3, 2007
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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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homoish

Daizie: I was on the loo and she kicked down the toilet door coz she's a bit homoish...

"I'm not gay... I'm homoish!"
by Bekkyful April 25, 2005
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Hoist

When someone has asked you if you lift and the only way you can reply is by saying "i don't lift i hoist"
When your being told a joke and they dont get it, you ask if they hoist...
by DO YOU LIFT? May 8, 2013
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homisexual

you like ur homies
"are you homisexual bc i am."
by Landonisanidiot December 17, 2021
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hoisper

The act of holding your guitar pick between your lips in an effort to free up your hand.
Hoisper your pick so you don't drop it on the floor.
by Jemma Dog April 11, 2016
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