Origin of the hipster movement.
A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.
A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.
"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."
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The hipstream is the flow of fashion, the zeigiest, the trendiest trend. It is the state of being in the flow of fashion's cutting edge.
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Get the hipstream mug.The most obnoxious form of hipster. Typically female or some sexually ambiguous male, tragically confined by the aimless ideals of white America's commercially manufactured counter-culture, these misguided individuals lie dormant in an utterly useless state until their finely tuned ears pick up any language that can be construed as non-politically correct, then, without fail, they will chime in to scold you with their worthless opinion, as if it's their duty to single-handedly rid the world of all bigotry. Although typically pretty stupid when their logic and beliefs are questioned, they're smart enough to recognize that expressing outrage over words like "gay" or "rape" or "abortion" will garner them the attention their parents never gave them, and thus cannot control their impulse to unnecessarily stir up stupid shit when you're just having a normal conversation.
That pierced up freak girl who didn't get asked to prom finds comfort in the blind solidarity of her fellow nonsense-spewing hipstirrers.
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"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."
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