Habermanning

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.

She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol

by dudeandhow July 21, 2022

Holtermann

When you drink a lot of coffe you are a Holtermann

You are so "Holtermann"

by SneakEY December 9, 2022

Huberman math

When your math is dubious

"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"

by AntyBs May 29, 2024

jackie habermann

a girl who loves her family more than her own life

I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.

by itjustis April 27, 2017

The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.

No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.

by infjdesign December 29, 2018

brett hileman

Man with large sexual body parts. Women tend to flock him. He can split and lay wood with the best of them.

Synonyms: muff, muffler, smoke stacks

brett Hileman will split you in half

by Reallrooster19 December 8, 2019

Bag Hingerman

The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast

by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023