Herringbone Rodeo

When you are doing a older woman doggie style, and she is old enough to wear a herringbone chain, you hang onto the chain and ride her like a rodeo cowboy!

I met your mother at the VFW and did a herringbone rodeo on your couch.

by badboss July 26, 2010

The Herring Slip

A lude act where the subject's part/parts break free of thier restraints and lurch out into the arena of battle. Genatlia which has cut its self loose and his worming its way down one's boxer shorts and out into public view often causing offence to the viewer.

A: Dude get the camera out, thats a classic herring slip
B: Thats textbook, he'll regret that.

by Woods February 16, 2005

pickled herring

The act of leaving your penis inside a woman's anus during sex, after sex, and for the duration of that evening while you sleep.

I got a pickled herring last night. It was not as cool as I had been told.

by Jackie Chuther May 4, 2006

herring

one who posseses red/pink/orange hair

Jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.

by sam July 2, 2004

Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.

1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".

by D Bro September 14, 2008

Herzig

One of the sexiest last names u can ever have If you find someone with this last name he's going to be attractive and your going to want to ask him out if he says yes never leave him

Person.1 GUESS what i married a herzig.

Person2. What no way is he cute.
Person 1. YES he's so handsome.

by Cristinas ex boyfriend November 2, 2019

Filthy Herring

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and he headbutts her in the back of the head, causing her to pass out. He then flips her over and takes a shit on her chest and titty fucks her. This is a combination of the Donkey Punch and Chilli Dog.

Neil: Dude, you sick fuck, did you really give that girl a Filthy Herring.

Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!

Neil: What a slut!

by luv951-2 April 3, 2009