vacuum herding

Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)

Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.

(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)

Jimmy: Ugh, it's closing time but these guys won't leave.

Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*

by fuxnix September 16, 2010

herring choker

Someone who comes from New Brunswick, Canada. The term is derived from the stereotype that people living in he maritimes only eat fish, herring in particular.

Herring Chokers are not Bluenosers.

by Heidi Bialik December 22, 2005

Goat Herding Pig Fuck

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you

"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.

Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".

by Fox with no fur November 6, 2018

an heroing

v. To become an hero. (Future tense)

"Are you an heroing? Because, if you are, YouTube it."

by PvtAN April 15, 2008

Herringbone Rodeo

When you are doing a older woman doggie style, and she is old enough to wear a herringbone chain, you hang onto the chain and ride her like a rodeo cowboy!

I met your mother at the VFW and did a herringbone rodeo on your couch.

by badboss July 26, 2010

The Herring Slip

A lude act where the subject's part/parts break free of thier restraints and lurch out into the arena of battle. Genatlia which has cut its self loose and his worming its way down one's boxer shorts and out into public view often causing offence to the viewer.

A: Dude get the camera out, thats a classic herring slip
B: Thats textbook, he'll regret that.

by Woods February 16, 2005