hem haw

See dilly dally. Procrastinate, especially in speaking; a failure to get to the point or a purposeful avoidance of making one's point. Can also be used in place of dilly dally in avoid an unpleasant task, such as a chore, although dilly dally would be better here.

"Don't hem haw around; tell me what she said."

by David Porter October 13, 2003

Hem Up

A tie up as in handcuffs. To end up caught or something/someone who get's you caught.

He wanted to smoke in his room, but i told him that is a hem up because his mom could walk in at any time.

by Frosty Kittens October 20, 2010

hem it up

A command; variant of shut up in response to someone else's cut down or rude remark.

i.e., "I don't care if she's handicapped, her breath stank!"
Response: "That was busted out, hem it up!"

by Hem it up, beeches! July 3, 2006

hem job

a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.

After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008

hem nyem nyem

v.
To clear one's throat

HEM NYEM NYEM! (coughs)

by Rooster Cogburn April 28, 2005

Hem Kahn

Hem Kahn, A young sexy man who seems to prowl the metal sub-forum on the over popularted forums Gaia.

"Yo' HEM KAHN B' FO SHIZZLE DAWG! LETS BURN DIS N00B!"

by Shiva April 2, 2005

Hem, hem, hem

Basicly means "gimme!" What someone says when they REALLY want something, but no one's giving them anything cuz they can't ask and they never bring anything to the table. Usually a mooch.

Alex: "Hey, does anyone wanna hit this weed? Anyone at all?"
Dave: "Hem, hem, hem!"

by fade650 February 10, 2010