Helvis

Male/Female Nordic name.
Very harsh insult, means autistic, fat, ugly.
Avoid at all costs.
Has a higher chance than anyone to become a wizard.

Never lucky.
Suacidal.

*Kids fighting*
" You're gay! "

*gasps from the croud*
" You're a Helvis. "
*CROWD GOES WILD*

*on top of the highest bridge in town*
"Who's that?"
"That's Helvis."
"DO A FLIP!"

"Daammm... what's wrong with that guy?"
"That's Helvis. DO NOT go near him. He will think you're his friend"

by Sivleh January 27, 2017

helveeta

A derogatory term for the typeface Helvetica, esp when the typeface is overused.

Man, have you seen the latest design from Vignelli Associates? It's Helveeta everywhere!

by superluser January 4, 2009

helvetica-fucker

slang, derogatory term for a hipster

Aw, man look at that helvetica-fucker... He's on Pitchfork again.

by alamodegirl April 5, 2011

helvette

Hel(Hell) - Wild or crazy
Vette(Corvette) - A Fast Car
Helvette is Hell on wheels

Victoria looks so hot in that black dress, She's like hell on wheels.

by Dick Schenary November 29, 2003

helvette

The diminutive of "helv"

My friend got a Helv for christmas but I only got a helvette.

by Dick Schenary November 29, 2003

helvetic

A slang term for the feeling or situation of hell, or a term for something that describes a peculiar and funny situation.

This bottle of wine makes me feel really helvetic

by K-alpacca September 13, 2017

Helvil

helvil

Noun, adjective

Someone who is helpful but for eviland conniving reasons

Ugh! That guy was helvil! He just helped me to get into my pants!

by red hair babe May 31, 2018