The Heisman

You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ

I picked up this chick last night and tore her ass up with the Heisman.

by B-da-UNIT September 26, 2007

the heisman

a sex move for a MMF threesome, one guy is getting fellatio while the other is fucking her doggy style, when the guy on his knees stiff arms the back of the girls head onto the other guys dick, while at the same time chugging a beer

"Dude we totally should give her the heisman tonight"

"I'm down, be sure we have the beer for it though"

by tuckernuts January 8, 2010

do the heisman on dat hoe

when offensive player Larodequs Smith puts his hand in defensive player Patrick Harvard's face causing him to fall on his head giving him a neck

whoa look at Larodequs he just did do the heisman on dat hoe

by Gumman May 21, 2007

The 'heisman'

The 'heisman' is a sex move where the man is standing up and the woman is on her back (preferably at hip height for execution), you then put one of her legs in your arm as you would carry a football (without cutting off circulation and holding her leg under the knee) - other arm will be your stiff-arm - and proceed with perfect 'heisman' form getting one leg up in a ready position (same leg as stiff-arm)----> Most importantly stiff-arming her LOWER stomach with decent pressure for maximum performance, you WILL...when properly executed...score a touchdown you will never forget.

"I gave this chick The 'heisman' last night and she was screaming 'TOUCHDOWN' all night...I finally feel like a professional athlete."

by BassMasTrUNK June 21, 2012

heismannin

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

storm heitman

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny

mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............

by t benzy April 10, 2003