Heinz 69 

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

Heinz 69 by JL August 21, 2003

heinz peter 

Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you

you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.

heinz peter by larrydiegute October 4, 2020

Heinz-Leonard maneuver 

The act of fisting someone by using both hands filling most, if not all available holes.

Did you hear Heinz fisted both of lenoards ass-holes he gave him to old Heinz-Leonard maneuver

Heinz-Leonard maneuver by killercut20 January 8, 2021

Heinz 57

Heinz 57 is a shortened form of a historical advertising slogan "57 Varieties of Pickles" by the H. J. Heinz Company located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States. It has come to mean anything that is made from a large number of parts or origins.

I love my dog, but he's a real Heinz 57.

Heinz 57 by hiddengerbil March 13, 2018

Heinz Hymen 

The thin layer of film covering a bottle of unopened ketchup. This is the transparent layer, just underneath the aluminum part.

It often lets out a small odor, and is messy to break.

Gross, I got the ketchup juice all over my hands trying to open the Heinz Hymen

Heinz Hymen by Semajskolka December 2, 2010

heinz tomato ketchup 

It's our Sun ripened toatoes

heinz tomato ketchup is red

heinz tomato ketchup by Blackswordsmen March 16, 2017

Heinz 57 Method 

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed jig process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!

Handjobs were preferred by Robert Kraft, and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method which had his sauce gushing out in seconds.

Heinz 57 Method by b_ats February 22, 2019