Hefty Smenk

A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.

Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*

by Jàmié April 10, 2019

Bun Hefty

Wanting to smoke marijuanna, craving the high that it gives one.

Arturo: Yo Vatto, you got any dro?
Hector: No Ese, i'm dry out of gyz.
Arturo: Shit homes, i'm really bun hefty!

by kilahAP August 28, 2009

Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face

Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010

hefty fine

the newest bloodhound gang album. it features the hit singles: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo and uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

man hefty fine kicks ass! it only took them about five years to release new material.

by filthy gee January 1, 2006

Hefty Riot

somebody who is a very big douchebag

Ur Face is a Hefty Riot!!

by Im whoever i am June 17, 2010

hefty naturals

Coined by comedian John Mulaney, "hefty naturals" are big, real boobs.

She was wearing a low-cut dress, showing off her hefty naturals.

by Crissy Corvette December 28, 2022

hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.

Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010