Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

by azdude June 9, 2009

Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016

mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.

Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!

by ThePatriot March 29, 2004

fat heffer

what you call a obease person you dont like (in a nice way)

"fuck that bitch i work with is such a fat heffer"

by the dude who wrote this July 18, 2006

horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass

by sperma toadle August 21, 2010

buffalo heffer

an extremely large chic....

that chic Travis screwed sure was a buffalo heffer.

by Jedley November 1, 2007

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 6, 2009