the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

3 headed turtle

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

by e873 December 3, 2009

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

hot headed

someone who loses their temper easily

Be careful what you tell Phil because he could be hot headed sometimes.

by Gerard Irick December 14, 2009

red headed stepchild

A child who is obviously not your own, a child who is treated worse than other children in the family

I beat him like a red headed stepchild.

by Vindriss December 28, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

cotton-headed-ninny-muggin

someone who is not very skilled at their job

Buddy the Elf

by Johnny Depp December 6, 2003