Hasher

Member of the Has House Harriers. Hence a drinker with a running problem. A good bloke

Here's to Fatso, He's true blue. He's a hasher through and through

by Britarse December 18, 2003

hasselhoffed

The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.

Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped

by lustjakten November 20, 2012

Ich hasse dich

Ich hasse dich means I hate you in German

x: Ich hasse dich!

y: I hate you too!

by SebUrban September 26, 2009

Hisser

When a girl takes a piss with an audible jetting or rushing sound, often enhanced or amplified by a toilet bowl.

Holy shit, Michelle, you must have had to go bad. I heard that hisser from down the hall!

by Malcuntent March 12, 2017

Hisser

Hell emo person that hangs in the city and hisses at people. Emotional, clingy and only associates in small negative groups. Cartoon characteristics that physically represent feelings, little over exaggerated hand movements. Acts like a baby, cute but scary ways.

Looks at those hissers sitting in a group at the park in the city, cuddling and making baby noises. Look at their facial piercings

by Jodo88 September 28, 2018

Hasselkød

Hasselkød or Hasselmeat is the true definition of happiness. Imagine you open up your lunch box, and the first thing you see is a horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar, and the first thing that comes to your mind is joy, celebration, gratitude, forgivness, nothing is better than that feeling. Oh yeah, the horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar is just a muslibar filed with joy. So if someone offers you one, MARRY HIM. NOT HER. HIM!

No homo

Made by: Bilal zarouken hadouken

FX.

Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.

Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.

Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax

by Bilal zarrok June 20, 2019

David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009