Hayner

The sex god from Kingdom Hearts II. XD
Has three best friends; Pence, Olette, and Roxas, although none of them are as sexy as he is. They all reside in Twilight Town.

He's secretly in love with Seifer, even though they act like they're worst enemies.

Hayner is also known as the "local attitude problem."

His obsessions are; sea-salt ice-cream, going to the beach, sea-salt ice-cream, watermelon, and sea-salt ice-cream. =D

" ZOMG, Hayner is sooooo kawaii desu. -fangirl squeal- <333333 "

by xHAYNURR October 14, 2008

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

hannerflip

1,2 Gramm Koffein, 6 Club Mate, 2 Ibuprofen, 3 Voltaren Schmerztabletten

Wie du willst ohne Drogen in Berlin feiern gehen?

Ja ich mache den hannerflip

by alnatura March 14, 2022

Dennis Hastert

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.

Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.

by jesster79 October 8, 2006

Senator Hagner

the GOAT🗣🗣🗣🗣🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

person 1: you see that new senator hagner tweet?
person 2: yeah that shit was fire he the goat frfr

by whatyoutalkinbout October 5, 2020

hasneaafusnileef

A piece of music designed with the specific intention of being really bad.

I swear half of Third Eye Blind's tracks are hasneaafusnileefs.

by Mazca November 21, 2003

Haner

The biggest most fatest cow in the world. It teaches home and careers at bloomfield highschool. if you ever see her don't have food around her or you will loose your arms.

cow are nothing to haner

by Gresty March 29, 2010