Eddie Haskell

When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead

Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna

by FLASH NASTY September 10, 2009

Haskernopia

A fictitious, idealistic, vast, mountainous breezy land with baby blue skies, clear waters and grassy hills. Even when the sun sets, nobody's feelings are dark. Friends roam free and happy, with no troubles.

Get me away from all this and whisk me to Haskernopia
I wish I was in Haskernopia

by centreparting August 13, 2014

haskell arkansas

Literally the most hick town in the state of Arkansas. It's not uncommon to see people driving their tractors...to school! It's small, the people are small time, and no one typically ever leaves. Those that do are the lucky ones to have escaped.

Person 1: you're from Haskell Arkansas?!
Person 2: damn straight
1: sucks to be so small time

by Thatonehick91 March 17, 2014

Haskell

"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.

Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell

by ihaspenisthoreturns September 26, 2020

Haskell

"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.

Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell

by ihaspenisthoreturns September 30, 2020

Haskey

One gayass bitch, booky trim

Man i hate that man haskey, not poggers

by deez nutz brukdfdrv November 2, 2020

hasker

Hasker: Half-Assed-Masker; person who lacks the cognitive ability and or responsible fortitude to correctly wear a mask to prevent spread of infection. Often represented by one who wears a mask over there mouth but not their nose.

It was crazy at the grocery store today, lots of haskers.

by the one and only Mutoman March 27, 2021