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Haskel

Haskel is a massive rappy fat old fuck, who when sees a girl... he wants to rub them like he rubs his carpets.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.
Dude stop creeping on that girl, Your such a Haskel rapper.
by Haskel Wong November 25, 2019
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Haskel

A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.
Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!
by ZephFurry November 26, 2019
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Hassett

i really wish i was Hassett
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Hasset

Hasset is really that bitch. It seems like everybody wants to either be her or be with her. She gives off a mean or intimidating vibe at first but once you get to know her she is a sweetheart. I love having her as a friend because she cares a lot and she is a very confident person. Hasset has both smarts and beauty, she is the full package.
"Have you seen Hasset? She is so beautiful!" "I'm so jealous of Hasset."
by onepiecelover444 December 20, 2022
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Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.
"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."
by tchatterly July 28, 2018
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The Hag of Hackett's Quarry

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The Hag of Hackett's Quarry
by Cozmotic June 27, 2022
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Haskell'd

To be completely drunk and/or stoned at a party before your group of friends have even arrived.
The party last night was sick! but the girl who answered the door was completely Haskell'd! It had only been an hour.
by glenn coco :} March 24, 2011
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