goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.

1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.

by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008

Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)

1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010

Harbor Bar

A specific form of gangbang, wherein a woman assumes the starfish position whilst being waylaid by four Dutch hikers.

"I am so sore, guys!"
"From all the hiking in Acadia?"
"No, from the Harbor Bar I enjoyed right after!"

by HarborBaring August 6, 2013

Northeast Harbor

A small resort town on mount desert island in maine, once held summer residents such as FDR, Edgar Allan Poe and thank goodness, not marthas stewart. (She's in the neighboring Seal Harbor). Everyone will wake up early for Breakfast at the colonels, followed by lunch at the swim club. Mixed doubles on tennis club road always draws a crowd and who doesn't enjoy sunset service. Afternoons are spent on the water sailing, and boating around the cranberry isles and somes sound. Known for it's Monday night dances at the golf club which every resident from the age of 8 to 18 is eligable to attend. The last song before the older kid's arrive, always has been and will be Rock Lobster. The town is comprised of the american elite, many of whom spend their winters in pennsylvania, NEH is nicknamed Philadelphia on the Rocks for this very reason. All clothing for the summer is purchased at the holmes store for men and women and romantic room for women and If your lucky, charged to your grandparents charge account which has been active since before your parents were born. Although the season only runs from July 1st to labor day weekend the town is home to some of the oldest and most respectable familes, for whom Northeast Harbor is the definition of summer.

Houses in Northeast Harbor which are along Somes sound are reffered to as 'cottages' however each and everyone is a monument to high society, for these 'cottages' are some of the most lavish mansions, especially considering they are lived in for two months out of a year, and for some only one.

by Rock Lobster November 9, 2005

man the harpoons

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.

Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.

by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014