Albert Hammond jr.

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.

Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Hampon

The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.

chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.

by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008

hamont

An abbreviation used by assholes to refer to the city of Hamilton, Ontario.

Person 1: Hey, that crackhead just broke into my car for the nickels in the cupholder.
Person 2: That's #hamont for you, man

by friends with rats January 5, 2020

Richard Hammond

To massively crash

I Richard Hammond the shit out of my car

by nw522 March 24, 2021

Hammond

A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.

Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players

by dildo777 July 15, 2016

Hammondsport

A small village in Upstate New York that resides at the southern end of Keuka Lake that is filled with tourists and honeymooners who think it is the best small town on earth but once you live here you realize that it's only sort'of nice in the summer and all people do is sit around and smoke large amounts of weed.

Person A: Omg! Hammondsport, NY is so pretty and cute! You are so lucky to live there! The wineries, the lake, its gorgeous!

Person B: You're shitting me.

by anhportlocal September 21, 2011

Sticky Hampson

The art of rubbing your penis on a girls back when she denies you sex.

Example One

Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?

Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.

Example 2

Neil: How was you date last night?

Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.

*High Fives*

by Moulay June 1, 2011