Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009

Hampanster

A gangster hamster.

Dude, your pet is a hampanster.

by googlieasdfkljasd;lfsdf May 1, 2010

Hamdha

A Hamdha is the one who everyone loves and cares for. She will have this one person in her life she's thankful as hell for. If you ever get to date a Hamdha, never leave her. Hamdha is the one who will forgive all your stupid mistakes but gets mad if you do it wrong. You rarely find a Hamdha. If you do, keep her

Dude 1 : Hey bro, Check her out.
Dude 2 : Hey bro, chill, She's my Hamdha.
Dude 1: Woaaahh!!! You got a Hamdha? I wish I had one too

by yoyo94761 August 17, 2016

Hamchog

The feral Hamchog is an endangered species native to the hills of Scotland. It is most commonly found nesting beneath the bows of pine trees on a bed of heather. First it takes great care flattening the heather surrounding its chosen tree before entering a state of semi hibernation. It is whilst in this lucid state that the Chog takes to mating with itself. The asexual Chog can spend days, even weeks seducing itself but this often fails to produce offspring. There is currently only one known true Hamchog in existence.

There is no documented proof of the Hamchog however it was last sighted springing through dense heathers on the 14/05/07 in the hills outside Abernethy, Scotland.

by Hamchog enthusiast May 29, 2007

Cornish, New Hampshire

The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..

Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.

by Kevin Geeeee February 11, 2006

hampster

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

by noelle October 14, 2003

Hampipe

A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.

"I'm just looking for Dicky"

"What would he be doing in there?"

"Looking for a Hampipe"

by Roganator October 30, 2008