Haitian Sweep 

The process of crossing over several (2+) lanes in one swift motion. This is usually done in an older, junky looking car as well but not necessarily exclusive to them.

"Did you just see that?"

"Ya, that was a proper haitian sweep."

Haitian Sweep by BlackScarab August 22, 2011

big ass haitian nigga named bobby 

Everybody knows this nigga, no definition needed.

"Keep talkin' shit and a big ass haitian nigga named bobby finna be at your doorstep."

big ass haitian nigga named bobby by Big Haitian Nigga Named Bobby October 4, 2017

Haitian Stacking 

When multiple things such as boxes, shelves, books, cases, etc are stacked in a manner that is perfectly fine as long as there are no sudden vibrations or jolts. Similar to real life Haitian houses built in precarious locations.

Person 1: "Those moving boxes have Haitian stacking"
Person 2: "Well just like Haitian houses, they're fine enough unless there's an earthquake."

Haitian Stacking by AnotherpersonnamedMike January 16, 2010

haitian fire pork 

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

haitian fire pork by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

Haitian clam bake 

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

Haitian clam bake by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

Haitian Handful 

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.

"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"

Haitian Handful by Wolfydope September 18, 2018

Haitian Eyes 

When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.

Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They ask’d her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.

Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee

Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes

Haitian Eyes by British Gal 1973 September 10, 2023