Chris Hansen 

A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail

Chris Hansen by Crystal K December 14, 2007

Chris Hansened 

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.

My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.

Chris Hansened by Renato P April 4, 2008

Heisendumped 

Closely related to the word Heisendate.

The effect created between two people who were dating when one issues the terms of "needing some space" or "being on a break" or "needing time to sort things out".


The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word dumped.

Well, I might be single. I had a boyfriend but the other night he Heisendumped me.

Heisendumped by Kitten March 17, 2005

Hansen Unit 

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.

Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.

Hansen Unit by GD jr October 26, 2012

Hansen Joke 

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke

Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at

Hansen Joke by DCRAP10 November 16, 2020

Sig Hansen 

Prolific Norwegian crab fisherman on the Bearing Sea
His boat is the F/V Northwestern
one of several captains on the Discovery channel #1 hit show Deadliest Catch
He is known for the phrase "Shut Up and Fish"

Sig Hansen says "Shut Up and Fish"

Sig Hansen by hockeyalchemist November 14, 2011

Dirty Haiden 

Someone is a Dirty Haiden when he pulls down his pants at a nightclub and slaps his dick into a smoothie that a woman has been drinking then later goes to have sex in the trunk of a car after they have had sex they go into the store and piss inside of some peanut butter.

" hey do you wanna go have a dirty haiden?"

Dirty Haiden by Flashy17 YT May 1, 2020