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The Gook Squad

Derogatory term used for the electronics retail giant Best Buy. Especially when used on conjunction with a bad experience with receiving incorrect tech support from said retail establishment.
I went to Best Buy to pick up a parallel cable, and The Gook Squad said that this is unsupported technology now. So I go to Walmart and found a parallel cable for ten bucks.
by SPELLING August 16, 2021
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gookle

In Gookle the most common search terms are "fried rice", "noodles" and "blonde girls".
by Quakeulf June 22, 2008
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gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".
1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!
by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006
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gookie cookie

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.
Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!
by lola.mkv April 28, 2020
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gook toons

A term used to refer to anime.
Grandpa: Timmy! Quit watchin yer damn gook toons!
Timmy: It's anime grandpa! And its not a cartoon!
by Zurgo Sergal August 4, 2016
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gookking

To Smoke/ Blaze with an oriental (Asian)

Troy and Leos word ©
Leo and Troy are going Gookking
by FSpace19 December 24, 2007
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Ice Gook

A derogatory term coined by Canadians to reflect their inert racism against its Inuit native population. As seen in South Park Season 15 episode 03, Scott The Dick, calls an "Eskimo" an Ice Gook. They are known for building igloo's, sleeping with Huskies, robbing parked cars, drinking Lysol, huffing gas soaked rags, incest and fantastic whale blubber meat sauce on spaghetti. Fortunately this term is being taken back, so they quite often call themselves Ice Gooks, example:

IG1: "Yo my Ice Gook! Whats up?"

IG2: "Just stealing this car to take to auto pawn so I can bail my sister out, so she can call her ex-boyfriend and he can talk to his uncle about getting some weed."

IG1: "Dirty Ice Gook, get the fuck away from my car!"

IG2: "It was my uncle Henry man! Not me!"

There's a theory that the early mongoloid men of the ice age crossed the trans-Siberian ice bridge and these are their descendants. Just don't leave your mouthwash out around them, they like it better then peppermint schnapps.
Canadian #1: "Look at that fucking Ice Gook, sleeping all day, drinking all night, collecting welfare."

Canadian #2: "Hey I'm part Native, thats offensive!"

Canadian #1: "Well go seal hunting then you worthless Ice Gook!"
by DJ WaffleIron June 5, 2011
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