gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

Gurnee Mills

A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.

Me: Hey I'm going to Gurnee Mills today. I'll be back later.
Parents: Ok, see you later.

by izcool May 9, 2006

gurned up

To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e

"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"

by Charris March 27, 2015

Charlie’s chances with gurneet

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.

What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

by Randomperson001 February 13, 2021

Gurnet

Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.

Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.

by Fucktard500 May 23, 2011

Gurnee

Village in Northeast Illinois west of Waukegan. Home of 2 major attractions. 1. Six Flags Great America. 2. Gurnee Mills in addition to a lot of other various shopping. People there have cash, but not as much cash as the people in southern areas of Lake County like Lake Forest, Highland Park and Libertyville.

Lets drive to Gurnee so I can go to work.

by 1069 June 26, 2006

Gurneet

She's the perfect girl. She's strong and tough but has a soft side to friends. She is a mediator with drama and her friends and she likes hearing about drama. She does not particularly like being involved in drama though. She's very beautiful and you do not want to lose her as a friend or a girlfriend. You'd seriously regret drifting away from a girl like Gurneet. She has an amazing personality and looks. She's a double threat.

Damn Gurneet looks fine today!
Yeah, I heard she also has a great personality.

by elpsey May 3, 2022