Skip to main content

meet and greet

Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.
The National Protological Association annuall convention's meet and greet was a success. I met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 cocktail waitresses.
by Tenacious Faulker July 11, 2009
mugGet the meet and greet mug.

secret greetings

Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.
"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
~OR~
"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
mugGet the secret greetings mug.
Related Words
gureet Guneet greets greeting greetz gurmeet gurneet gunreet gurgeet Gurtette

greeting

"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."
by anna apple October 12, 2003
mugGet the greeting mug.

greetz

GreeTz to: z3r0, expl0it, teh 1337 crew
by expl0it February 3, 2008
mugGet the greetz mug.

Greetings

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.
Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
mugGet the Greetings mug.

Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.
Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.
by avery_brooks August 21, 2008
mugGet the Greetings from London mug.

Greetalian

An amazingly awesome person drenched with awesome sauce with greek and italian descent. Usually very hot and cute. Is very tall with usually brown and green eyes. He always gets all the ladiesss thanks to his amazing personality and awesome looks. Since he is greek he is strong and hot and since he is italian he is a good chef and is very romantic. He doesnt care about awkward situations. Probobly has had at least 10 girlfriends by age 10.
Girl: Hey where are u from

Greetalian Boy: Greece and Italy

Girl: Omg u are so cute

Greetalian: thanks u wanna go out sometime

Girl: (passes out)
by Dimitrios :D May 11, 2011
mugGet the Greetalian mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email