Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

hurdy gurdy man

a man who is well hung

Matthew A. Fischer is a hurdy gurdy man.

by bizzy bone March 23, 2005

Gurdev

A machine of a man, built like a rock and resembling a cross between Duke Nukem and Joey Tribianni.

Sam: "Did you see that huge Joey lookalike run past us in the park wearing a space army suit"
Jim: "Yeah, looked like a real Gurdev"

by CasperMan2 October 3, 2011

gurdeepak

A real cricket fan that will get up at any time and text any one at any time of the day the full score.

Often found chilling in gay parts of towns - many think that he need to come out of the cupboard. His school friends have named him "part hermit" as he hardly ever leaves his room.

He moans about every thing and whilst boasts about his alchol capacity is in fact a light weight.

He is very vain. Every thing is "wicked". His favorite present is a disgusting green vanity case.

Gurdeepak often says "Man I was so mash up last week" after a largar shandy!

Gurdeepak will repeatly say "You owe me a pair of Jockey socks"

Gurdeepak asks Dr. Noogle "Can I borrow your curlers for my arm pit hairs"

by Dr. Noogle February 10, 2008

Dirty Gurdy

One who steals, especially by stealth.

I was missing my pen and I knew right away it was Dirty Gurdy.

by ShellsBells82 November 4, 2008

Gurdevjit

A useless, hopeless guy who does nothing but always feels tired all the time. He also likes to senju his friend for girls or cooler dudes

Don't be a gurdevjit you stupid fucking cunt

by #Themast3r# October 3, 2017

Gurney Journey

When you take too many drugs and your jaw uncontrollably starts chattering or clenching.

Ella: ‘Graham, your jaw is out of control, you’re clenching your teeth and they’re chattering too!’
Graham: ‘Yeah, I’m on a Gurney Journey’

by Obella & Ellaron October 26, 2019