small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed
G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!
by guido killa March 29, 2008
by james girado September 16, 2009
where do i start...
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
by cuties :] March 03, 2007
a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states
by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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by spf09 September 22, 2007
someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.
Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!
by NorthShorian March 28, 2008