Guidelines

Invisible strings and chains.

A group of people was trying to find out how much further they could go, how much more people would allow, how much longer it would take them to realize the crisis wasn't going to end without them fighting the folks behind the guidelines and restrictions.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

gudely

Someone who has every potential to be and do anything they desire in life. Intelligent, bright ,determined,resilient, heart warming and beautiful inside out although she might not feel or think she is, gudely can be as cute just as fine as she. aAs gudely can be used for another word for beautiful.

I wish I could be more gudely / she’s a gudely , your are really gudely / what a gudely day today.

by Riverag December 18, 2020

Guideline

A gentle reminder of what to do and what not to do.

As the guideline states, do not eff my mother. You ignored the guideline.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Guidelines

Guidelines are another way of saying rules, but more specifically said.

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition.

by BiII Cipher April 25, 2023

Editor Guideline 6

Publish jokes.

word Why did the chicken cross the road?
def: because he was dead!

editor 1: haha rofl
editor 2: no, denied
editor 1: you have too pub! Editor Guideline 6!

by tomaetom December 13, 2009

Runner Guidelines

1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.

2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.

3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.

4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.

5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.

I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!

by TheHoppah22 April 7, 2014

Content guidelines

A list of useless information that no one reads. Like, you won't do that stuff anyway, right?

These content guidelines are sooooo long that I'll skip them.

by yesssssssssssssssooooo March 24, 2023