hot carl gruber

The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.

In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.

by Stu Melvin May 26, 2006

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Grubered

1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers

2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon

This job just got grubered

That pickle jar has been grubered

by TeamCook April 6, 2021

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jack gruber

Noun
1. One uniquely gay ass nigga

2. Definitely not a Daniel
"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

Origin
> Los Angeles, CA (2008), originally some random bitch elevated to new status through sheer will of peer pressure

Related Terms
Brian Jewenstein (also of the genus, faggot), Adam Israelbaum (of the tangential faggotini strain of bitch ass niggas)

Jack Gruber -

"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

by C-MackDaddy-Dizzle December 4, 2014

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Hans Gruber

Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).

That (insert brand) (insert item) is the Hans Gruber!

by Imp1 January 10, 2014

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