groover

A hollow, plastic, toilet-shaped box, which is often used on camping trips. It is a portable chamber pot. You should not pee in a groover, because then, the pee will slosh around inside it while you travel.

"Who peed in the groover, I have groover juice all over my bag!"

by Ping DiPaola August 11, 2007

gay groomer

1) Members of the LGBTQ community who build emotional relations with children or young persons who go through gender dysphoria so that they can exploit, manipulate or inveigle them into believing so-called self-perceived gender.

2) transgender who convince children or young for gender-affirming surgeries.

The bill filed this week, the very first piece of legislation in the session bill one which will ban so called gender-affirming surgeries on minors. This will bring gay groomers on their knee.

by Narrator007 December 8, 2022

grooker

A granny or grandma hooker.

I banged a grooker in the morning today, put cash down on that granny hooker!

by d0nkey brainz October 1, 2017

Goozer

A lump on the head as a result of a hit to the head.

Derek had a goozer on his head after bumping into the door.

by Derek"s Dad February 6, 2019

Growzer

A Growzer is somebody who poses as a Cannabis grower.

"Has anybody seen Adam's crop yet?" "Naw dude, Adam's all talk... he is a total growzer bro."

"It is December and Adam says he hasn't harvested yet." "Adam is a Growzer and always will be!"

by Mr. Mycropolis May 3, 2019

groover

a drug that makes you groove.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.

jonny: whats up, wanna take some groovers? i've got some oxies and some molly
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021

Groomer's Fault

Code for "I don't know what the hell I am doing."

My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.

by tnj629 February 3, 2022