Goozer

A lump on the head as a result of a hit to the head.

Derek had a goozer on his head after bumping into the door.

by Derek"s Dad February 6, 2019

Goozer

A gay man that leeks semen from his ass after a gangbang

Damn goozer left a snail trail all the way too the bathroom

by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019

Goozer

When you break up with a girl who quiefs a lot on your dick, and sleeps with other men while dating you. You call her a goozer.

Man you know that chick Spencer I went out with. What a goozer.

by TheOneTheOnly December 5, 2012

goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

by Yalda December 12, 2006

goozer

A Goozer is an Irish term (old skool Irenad, that is) for a big sloppy kiss.

"Gis a goozer ya sexy aul' gobshite!"

by OliverGreene July 25, 2006

goozer

That fleshy wormlike hanger on (appendage) in the back of your throat. Commonly known as the uvula to the educated classes. The ignant classes consider it a target for skeet shootin'!

1. Whoa Delbert! If you make her deep-throat that thing you'll knock her goozer plum loose.
2. Damn, after all that boozin last night my goozer feels like a jelly bean stuck in my throat.

by Push'dwood Pete April 24, 2007

goozer

male sex organ commonly referred to as the penis

"He has a big goozer!"

by Goozer Man June 28, 2007