gonking

Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.

When the guitar solo started I got up and started gonking

by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017

GroinKing

GroinKing is peter, he is sooo farken sick and no1 eva beats him!! i love that kid!

"GroinKing is betta than u Biatch!"
"For Shizzle Dizzle, No-one beats that Nizzle GroinKing"

by Peter September 20, 2004

Groninger

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.

Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!

by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017

gronking

edging to baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunne

I was so horny yesterday, i was gronking all day!

by tunasubbackwards!! February 20, 2024

gronking

cumming after you ejaculate so viciously that there is blood mixed in with the cum

i just gronked and now there is blum all over
(gronking)

by cwarsosn March 23, 2024

gronking

masturbating so hard that your dick gets red and blood mixes in with your cum when you ejaculate. it creates blum

“I have been gronking all day and there is blum everywhere!”

by cwarsosn April 3, 2024

Gronking

when you munt to gronk

I was gronking in my room earlier it was amazing!

by garmot February 3, 2025