Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

by Flynn0s May 9, 2016

Grobanitis

An illness pertaining to and/or restricted to Grobanites.

Characterized by sudden twitching and obbsessive listening to music by Josh Groban. Grobanitis becomes a serious problem and is also known as "Josh-Deprovation"

See Grobanite

I think I'm gettin' Grobanitis! I haven't heard Josh in three hours!

by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

GROGAN

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

by Grow - gun September 14, 2003

Gorjana

Gorjana a person with the cutest eyes. She is very intelligent and amazing. She is the goddess herself. Become a successful lady. With a lot of friends. Everybody will love her. A very cute and passionate pretty girl.

Oh look Gorjana is just sooo kind and Beautiful!

by Ueyehehehhehe April 22, 2019

M. Night Groan

The collective groan that occurs when writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's name appears in the trailer for a movie.

An M. Night Groan erupted when the audience saw that Devil was "from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan."

by Night Hater September 23, 2010

Groan gravy

Male ejaculate. Cum

Choke on my Groan Gravy bitch

by Tombaythemist February 23, 2011