Groddler

An elderly man (61 and older), with senior citizen tendencies and childlike dependencies.

After a day spent golfing with the guys, the groddler asks his wife for help to put a band-aid on.

by LOVEMAH June 6, 2020

Griddlecakin

An expression to tell others/another that you are bombin shit at the moment.

Henry - dude that trick you did was awsome!!

you - i know man, im Griddlecakin!

by The Cake Master 3,000,000 June 25, 2009

Goddle-Trinker

Word - Goddle-Trinker
Pronunciation - God-El-Trink-Ar
A man whose testicles and-or genitals sweat profoundly in a number of different scenarios.

1. "As a Goddle-Trinker my twig and berries tend to sweat a lot ."
2. "After my wife finished me off she said, don't be a Goddle-Trinker next time."

by Razalius August 27, 2017

Chernobyl Griddlecake

chur-noh-buh l grid-l-keyk
The act of intercourse shared amongst three sets of Siamese twins.

The popularity of Chernobyl Griddlecakes plummeted with the advancement of modern plastic surgery.

by TheSimpleTruth1697 August 5, 2016

Reverse Griddle

When you get a hand job after you tucked it back.

Boots gave me a reverse griddle last night.

by Fuzzynuffin June 28, 2020

licks griddle

Something thats "sucks" to the point of being almost painful.

You had to watch Police academy 4...man, that licks griddle.

by PhD Strange October 11, 2007

griddle

To dunk or slam on somebody in a foul manner.

Mick got his griddle on Doug.

by Mickey Berce November 5, 2003