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Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.
by EatAnytime December 13, 2017
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That girl asked me out last week but said she’d only go if we went hiking… serious granola girl vibes. Still gonna go though because she’s hot as hell.
by Yondilly January 31, 2022
Get the Granola Girl mug.Someone who is "granola" tends to enjoy the outdoors, all while staying inside in their nice suburban middle-class white neighborhood. They are usually seen wearing Chacos, Patagonia t-shirts, and Columbia PFG shorts, along with a North Face backpack, a Camelbak water bottle (attached with a carabiner,) and even a Life is Good hat and Kavu keychain. They claim to enjoy hiking and other outdoor activities while rolling up in their off-road vehicle that they would never dare get a speck of dirt on. They dream about living in the mountains and taking amazing roadtrips but never do. They care about nature and want to "save the trees" and recycle as much as possible. Those who have gone granola actually listen to pretty good music, like folk and alternative and heavily enjoy Christian music if they are religious (another reason they enjoy the outdoors - to get "closer to God"). In short, granola people are almost like modern-day transcendentalists and slight hippies, just without the drugs and psychedelic music.
Jack: Did you see Will rolling up in his shiny, clean Jeep Liberty with a kayak on top? He stepped out wearing a Patagonia t-shirt and $100 Chacos! He must have gone granola.
by yaaaaaaas June 8, 2014
Get the Granola mug.An alcoholic beverage consisting of primarily Gatorade, "spiked" with a liquor, such as vodka.
While gatolade has surely been consumed in the past, it was originally named as such, bottled, and brewed on the east coast through the BHC Syndicate.
Gatolade can be comprised of any flavor gatorade, and any high proof liquor. The traditional, however, is to "spike" with cheap vodka.
While gatolade has surely been consumed in the past, it was originally named as such, bottled, and brewed on the east coast through the BHC Syndicate.
Gatolade can be comprised of any flavor gatorade, and any high proof liquor. The traditional, however, is to "spike" with cheap vodka.
by Novocaine October 20, 2005
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Although my daily diet of granola has reduced my cholesterol the resulting granola growls have caused the evacuation of my cubicle before lunch.
by Echor Ijneb June 22, 2009
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