gregulate

To exceed others in class, strength, success, good looks, income, while having amazing sex with many beautiful women.

For the word gregulate, think Jay Gatsby but he bangs Daisy at the end. That'd be pretty close.

by Iram Ewo August 6, 2007

graducate

Synonym for graduation, indicating a lack of education in an ironic setting.

I gonna graducate afterall!

by Simon P. Jones May 4, 2008

Granule

a unit of measuring the amount of C-4 in a particular area.

That looks to be 30 granules right there.

by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009

law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.

Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.

by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

by Currahee00 May 27, 2009

graduate school

What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked

Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

granular

To get overly detailed when describing something or talking about a subject. Breaking things down to the fine grain.

"Did you listen to her describe every insignificant detail of her date last night? Damn, that chick got granular."

by Gari Cruze February 22, 2008