Actually, what happened was that they told the kid to come after me and then he dragged me by the toes and licked off the dirt. Blake the (pokemon) quickly came to his rescue and through his poke ball and peejew came out and thunderbolted the child. He screamed like a charzard and dashed away like a ponyta. Later he fell asleep like jigglypuff and transformed into chancy.
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Get the k.m golland mug.A combination of the words "go" and "lance" in reference to the great Lance Armstrong that when said together sound like one word, especially after screaming it 93856.8 times while watching coverage of the Tour de France. Unfortunately, Lance has retired, but we can still say "Golance" for everything he has done for cancer research and the sport of cycling.
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Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!
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