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Gowd out

Slang drug term referring to the severe, extreme form of intoxication due to the ingestion of copious amounts of opiates; a common colloquialism used mainly in the context of the heroin drug subculture, to describe the state of consciousness induced by smoking and/or injecting large doses of heroin
I got so gowd out from banging those two points of brown
by §talos the N¡hil!st April 5, 2017
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goward

When one ejaculates in their underwear by accident at an awkward moment.
"Are you ok?"
"Nah I just pulled a Goward"
by Beast12345 May 20, 2014
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detonating gonaditis

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.
I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.
by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010
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GoDaddy tax

The yearly automatic renewal fees one pays for unused domain names registered while intoxicated.

A logical consequence of being a geek and drinking.
Dude, I registered that domain after drunken bender over three years ago. I just noticed I'm still getting GoDaddy taxed on it.
by Cap'nBob August 17, 2010
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GoDaddyed

When a girl invites you back to her room with all the potential in the world but when you get there she wants nothing.
An occurance the same as the GoDaddy commercials.
A girl invites you to go back to her room... and right when you enter the room her ex-boyfriend calls. You were GoDaddyed just like in the commercials.
by Scbro June 12, 2010
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gwad

alternate spelling of the expression "oh god!"
napoleon says - "gwad"
by paul doll May 13, 2005
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Gonadular

N; Gonadular: Area of the gonads
See also Gonadular Region
His hand was in his gonadular region
by Rory July 20, 2004
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