Gossip Girl

the reason you were late to work, had to call in sick, slept in, wasted your whole day on the computer. A reasonable excuse for everything.

1. Boss: "why were you late to work."
Dude:"Gossip Girl."
Boss: "hope u get better soon."

2. dude 1: "man whats with you?"
dude 2: "gossip girl."
dude 1: "Ah, I see."

by hashendonitsme April 28, 2013

GTSSSS

Facebook lingo for goodtimes or my personally favorite:
grean
tea
sucks
so
slurp
soup :)

ex 1
guy 1: mayunnn remember chillin' on the beach allllll summah long in oh nine????????
guy 2: yeah *sigh* them be some gtssss
ex. 2
girl 1: dayummmm....... i need me a cup o' green tea
girl 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! GTSSSS
girl 1: okay! chicken or tomato
girl 2: deff tomato, it's the shiznit especially if you cook up some grilled cheese to go wid it
girl 1: k ill see u at dinnahhh then
girl 2: yepppp
girl 1+2: l8rs

by aj n. inami November 28, 2009

Gosspic

Gosspic is gossip by a person of the Hispanic persuasion. Most gosspic follows family fiestas where it's always the same party. The Gosspic is usually about family members being drunk, jail, dancing and tamales.

Everytime my wife goes to a family party I have to listen to her and her cousins gosspic in Spanglish for hours on the phone, it's like Sabado Gigante in my living room.

by Strounce January 2, 2010

Gossip Turtle

Someone who does not participate in, promote or generally engage in office gossip.

"John did not know that Jack and Rachel were having an affair? He is such a gossip turtle."

by Morty Nickels July 24, 2012

GOHSSHWA

Getting Ontop of High Shit and Standing, Hanging or Walking Around. Very common in parkour and freerunning videos. Very hardcore shit. Don't fucking look down.

The phrase was recently coined by a blogger.

"Let's do some GOHSSHWA tomorrow night."

"We got busted for doing GOHSSHWA yesterday."

by NotPasha February 27, 2015

toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train täk-sik gäsəp trāne is a term used by a specific content creator to create a narrative of negativity and hate to distract from their disgusting and deplorable behavior. This specific word may be recited in iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with poorly timed Jim (from the office) glances to the camera and a tuned ukulele.

Person A: "You were recently accused of grooming and traumatizing multiple minors."

Person B: "I didn't do it. I'm not a groomer, just a loser."

Person A: "Ok, what proof do you have?"

Person B: "It's the... *pulls out ukulele* ♫toxic gossip train♫..."

by random person on the internet1 June 30, 2023

gossip

Something nasty people do when they are bored, have no life, or are really stupid. It's nasty because a lot of the time you never hear about it and people are way too PC to admit and are nice to you to your face, but spread nasty gossip behind your back. And you never know what happened when someone suddenly hates you for no reason or some people start threatening you for no reason. That's because some loser(s) with no life or brain decided to gossip because they're too stupid to have any hobbies, a real social life, or any shread of concience whatsoever.

Gossip is what happens before you get a knife in your back.

"You're a gossiping wench and I hope the toilet eats you next time you take one of your rauncy diareah shits"
"Get a new hobby, try nitting, cutting yourself just stop gossiping. It causes cancer."

by clueless_furball November 10, 2008