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Goesensnjoed

To perform a Goesensnjoed, a male person needs to stick his penis into a long plastic tube. The other end of the tube needs to be used by an Orang Utang to stick his penis into. On a count to 3, both participants need to start peeing at the same time. This is when the Goesensnjoed happens.
My mother freaked out after she saw me having this nice Goesensnjoed yesterday at the zoo.
by farfarandbeyond December 6, 2020
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Erik Gossett Music

He is a musician from Oklahoma, 19 years old. He is a great musician, one who loves music.
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Godsent

When you stumble across Something so unexplainable and wonderfull that it has to be a gift from god!
I found a winning lottery ticket in my backyard, The only way I can explain it is Godsent!
by serendipity980005 October 10, 2005
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Gooseneck

The act of taking ones hand, making a limp wrist and downwards facing hand. The fingers making an up-and-down claw-like movement to provide a pleasureful sensation for a male partner. His genitalia will at first reject such provocation, but only after a few moments will it grow to appreciate the stimulation.
Damn, I hear that girl Naomi gives a mean gooseneck. My boy Andrew told me it only took 10 seconds for him to splatter all over her face.
by al;skdjf;lkasdjflk;ajs January 18, 2008
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Reverse Gooseneck

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.
friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!
by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009
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Goosenecking

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
by Lascivious January 5, 2011
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Logan gosse

Logan Gosse was sad when prince Phillip died
by The guy who likes pickles April 17, 2021
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