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goobalatory

vital organ in the goobalatory system. is the primary process of operating the immune system and basically the entire human body. you can not disable it
whens the last time you got your goobalatory checked?
i dont know i think like that one time we got amongus moon
by memiom August 25, 2022
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googleporn

Google hijacking the home page of your browser and keeps itself locked in the code.
Drat. I opened IE and there's that dratted googleporn instead of my Home Page.
by SriArthur December 11, 2012
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Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.
Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"
by machBailz May 17, 2007
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googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.
Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)
by mldailey October 5, 2006
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Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.
"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."
by misfitNZ January 11, 2008
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goodlater

A phrase coined by internet savvy and evangelist Isaac D. of Saint Petersburg, Florida, which means 'see you later' without saying goodbye, because people born of Christ, the Lamb of God, will always see each other again. Not quite goodbye, and not quite later.
'Goodlater, Isaac, I'll see you tomorrow...'
by Online Diction June 21, 2004
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googleoracle

1. adjective. Used to describe a subject that is worth taking the time to do a Google search on. Can be said about anything that you would say "I'll have to google that."

2. noun. The oracle of google. The modern day equivalent of the oracle of Delphi though with a little less influence in shaping the course of wars and more influence in shaping the success of websites.
1. Hmm, I don't know how long panda bear's live, that's googleoracle.

2. Before we proceed we should ask the googleoracle to see what it says.
by MielAbeille January 21, 2009
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