Gooching

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.

I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.

by metlhead4life March 18, 2008

Goocher

When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.

1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.

by Mike Goocher July 30, 2008

gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

Gooche Magnet

One who is attracted to the aroma or taste of anothers gooche.

You all are Gooche Magnets

by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008