Goonk

The sound your shit makes when it exits your ass and drops into the toilet

Ben Dover: "Uuuuurgh!"
*Squeezing out a shit*
SFX: Goonk!
*The shit drops into the toilet*

by Logan Hell June 4, 2022

goonkaboo

noun: a cute nickname i made for my favorite underclassmen ever.

or
used to describe someone who has unbelievably stupid humor, a beautiful face and contagious smile, and in some cases can be used to describe someone who knows how to dance!!

Bella is such a goonkaboo she gets down and don’t play!
i love you my goonkaboo

by javzmine December 22, 2023

Goonkid

Based on a person named Goonkid. His name just turned into a word used for literally anything.

"What the goonkid?"
"Strooke is rich as goonkid."
"No goonkid."

by DefiningGoonkid December 6, 2024

goonking

to be the greatest of all gooners. The skibidi king. Like charles, Believe it!

omg charlie you are literally the goonking. Dattebayo!

by xn2a December 17, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between goon and monkey which is used to describe an extremely unproductive person or a procrastinator

this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024