gollumization
Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.
gollumization by magnanimus October 11, 2011
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gollum job
Giving a blow job with frenzied enthusiasm. As if Gollum had taking over your body and the mans penis became the overly desired ring of power.
my boyfriend was really nice and took me to the theatre. When we got home I have him a gollum job as a reward.
That girl gave me a great gollum job.
That girl gave me a great gollum job.
gollum job by gollum666 February 8, 2012
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gollum sickness
They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.
Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking.
Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking.
"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."
gollum sickness by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016
Gollumize
To pluralize an already plural word or otherwise add unnecessary /s/ phonemes to wordses like Gollum often does. For example, "We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?"
Gollumize by neodon0318 March 20, 2018
Golluming
When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.
Golluming by friedicecream13 January 20, 2010