wayne gretzky

The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals

God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime

-Later on in overtime-

Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!

by Lilparkczar December 30, 2007

wayne gretzky

In Texas hold'em, the 'Wayne Gretzky' refers to having a pair of 9s as hole cards.

"I flopped the full house thanks to the Wayne Gretzky that no one expected to me have."

by Herman Ng January 13, 2006

getzing

Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.

Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts

Ryan: Really man, thats awesome

Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you

by Ex-Lounger October 20, 2009

Gretzkying

A gutsy approach in a given situation. It involves the act of taking a chance where you have nothing to lose; knowing that if you never try, the outcome will forever remain unknown.

Inspired by Wayne Gretzky's famous quote-
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

Most commonly used in a situation which involves approaching a member of the opposite sex.

Lucas: C'mon bro, just send her a friend request.
Aaron: Nah man, she'll prob just think im weird.
Lucas: What do you have to lose? Gretzky that shit, man.

Robbie: There's a new job oppening at the Dunkin' Donuts.
Michael: So, why don't you apply?
Robbie: Iuno, I don't think I'm qualified.
Michael: You're being a pussy.
Robbie: You're right. Fuck it, I'm Gretzkying it!

by Matthews Grunfredo January 24, 2011

wayne gretzky

teh hockey god

gretzky in shoots scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by grundle October 17, 2003

Getzy

If you know a girl who is loyal, smart, sometimes, goofy , and has a smart mouth her name is probably Getzy. She is a smart girl with great friends she is extremely loyal and trustworthy. She has had bad experiences in the past so she doesn't trust people that easy. She has a smart mouth and doesn't like being told what to do she talks back and most likely rebels against the law, rules in school, and at home but she is extremely determined to achive her goal in life. So if you know a Getzy she's a keeper don't let her go she will make your life better in every way she is truly one in a million.

Getzy is my friend

by 901.the.retard February 12, 2018

Getzger

A famous Abyssinian cat with a weight problem. He likes to ride in cars and has friends worldwide. He has a strong online presence. He also has an udder, but that's another story....

Hey Getzger, you want to ride in the car?

Has anyone seen Getzger?

No, Getzger, you can't eat dinner again. It's not time yet.

by gingerblue February 4, 2010