Gobblegobblestan

Country in Southeast Europe. Capital Ankara.

The largest city in Europe is Istanbul, Gobblegobblestan.

by RoundenBrown January 26, 2022

gobbligation

A mandatory responsibility to either wolf something down or make sounds like a turkey.

If you feel like you have a gobbligation to consume an edible at breakneck speed (like at a pie-eating contest), you'd risk developing such a tummy-ache afterwards dat you'd make agonized noises dat might indeed resemble how a large bulky wattle-sporting bird sounds off.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

gobblegrowney

A toddlers way of gobbling food while simultaneously groaning about the food.

My daughter is such a gobblegrowney every morning during breakfast.

by ImpalaPNW May 31, 2022

Gobbledashing

The act of eating food then running away/a fancy form of Dine and dash

STOP GOBBLEDASHING ALL MY FOOD JEROME

by Uno_Bruno January 2, 2023

Gobblegobblestan

A country that borders Iraq, capital is Ankara.

I went to Gobblegobblestan on vacation last year and stayed in Istanbul.

by RoundenBrown January 13, 2023

Gooblegarchy

A word you use thats similar to Monarchy and oligarchy, but it isnt real and exists for teh soul purpose of confusing people.

"Yo dude did you know that We're switching to a gooblegarchy?"
"Gooblegarchy? What's that??"
"Kek it isn't real get pwned

by SkateboardingGoat February 10, 2023

gobblegon

weird looking person / dressing; contradiction (commonly used on green goblins that are blue and Dumbledore)

P1: luh calm fit
P2: nah bro he a gobblegon
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P3: he's been really quiet lately
P4: nah bro he be the gobblegon

by pottasiummetalwithuranium October 16, 2023