goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.

"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."

by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010

toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.

dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?

by j sag October 26, 2009

goatse man

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

goatbag

The act of putting a goat's scrotum in another persons mouth.

Shut up or I'll goatbag you

by Killfall December 9, 2009

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020