gouche smack

When you smack your balls against your gouche and makes a sound like when you are beating eggs.

I made such a loud sound when i did the gouche smack.

by Eli R. May 19, 2008

Guche

The sometimes hairy bit inbetween your balls and arsehole

The guche trimming faries came and trimmed my guche hair overnight

by Taylor January 21, 2005

Gouche

A Gouche is a male perienium...
It is between the crack and the sack!

Friend: Barry licks gouche!
Barry: Your momma licks my gouche

by Kingy_Mullet February 14, 2008

guche

Area inbetween a man's scrotal sack and anus.

Your guche is probably the most sweaty part of the body.

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

gouche hinder

The sweat that forms in ones gouche.

Sean: Hey Zach can I drink your gouche hinder?
Zach: FFS! It's Josh's turn to drink it, so go fall down a well.
Sean: Fuck you ALL.

by Dmarsh June 12, 2008

Gouche-Asuarus-Rex

Usually someone, generaly a Tyranosaurus Rex, that is being a real gouche

Barney the Dinosaur is a "Gouche-Asuarus-Rex", and so is Daniel

by SexXxy Em0 b0y September 2, 2010

Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014