gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

Ginger's Glutes

The biggest fucking thing you will fucking see. Ginger's Glutes are fucking huge, nearly as big as his mum's tits which are astronomically huge.

Ginger's Glutes are huge

by Braithrussell March 31, 2019

Glute

Butt muscles

"USE YOUR GLUTES!!!" Said Tyler Joseph, Sven and spencer fell to their death, Joshua Dun said, "Are they ok?"

by I'm an emo girl August 20, 2017

Glutton

A glutton is a person who eats an extreme amount of food and following this is either unable to move or runs directly to the toilet to vomit. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins.

Pablo is an utter glutton. He ate 21 muscles while doing his newd n lewd dance. You sir are an utter glutton!

by Monyellious August 31, 2006

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015