Glowkin

Using an uncracked glow stick covered in toilet bowl cleaner and shoving it down your urethra and trying to crack it

My girlfriend helped me Glowkin last night

by AverageHaterOfPeople April 19, 2024

Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.

"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"

by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024

Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out

He was glonking last night.

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

glonkin’

Glonkin’ is an Adjective.

Used to define something thats like, super really cool and awesome

Dave: Yo i just passed my math test!

Goliath: Hell yeah, that is so glonkin’

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Glowkin

Taking an uncracked glow stick that is covered in Mr Clean toilet bowl cleaner and shove as deep as you can into your urethra and try to crack the glowstick

Brendan: Yo Kyle, Sammie is Lowkey freaky, she gave me a Glowkin in the bathroom earlier

by AverageHaterOfPeople May 28, 2024